Viewer Discretion Advised

Internet fads and memes have been going around since the early days, with things such as funny game translations and with weird pictures of cats with Lolz all over the picture. But the latest internet crazy makes me wonder just how messed up the human race can really be.

It's already bad enough that there is porn freely available even to minors who know how to use a search engine. But now, not only are the videos sexually explicit, they are painfully insane and disgusting beyond any point of repair. I have been linked to several of these videos, and many of you may have seen people's reactions on Youtube. But have any of you actually seen these videos?

It makes me seriously wonder how people could possibly get off watching something like this. It's downright wrong. Forget "Not suitable for minors" ...... these videos aren't suitable for ANYONE. I watched for the sole reason of being able to criticize these videos as they deserve. My opinion is that these people need lives. They seriously need psychiatric help..... and possible a good hit in the head with a brick.

If you don't believe the utter sickness of these videos, feel free to view then for yourself. I'll even take the liberty of posting the links. But...be warned... these videos include explicit nudity, blood, excretion, dismemberment and sex with objects you wouldn't imagine.

Again.... please don't watch if you're squeamish or easily offended.

The worst videos on the internet (posted on order of sickness... the last being the sickest)

2 kids and a sandbox - http://www.2kids1sandbox.info/tag/sick-video/
BME pain Olympics - http://thatsphucked.com/post/2008/01/BME-Pain-Olympics.aspx
2 girls 1 cup - http://thatsphucked.com/post/2007/11/2-girls-1-cup-video.aspx
2 girls 1 finger - http://thatsphucked.com/post/2007/11/2-girls-1-finger-is-even-more-disgusting.aspx
1 guy 1 cup - http://www.1guy1cup.net/1-guy-1-cup/1-guy-1-cup-video/
Putrid sex object - http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/08/Putrid-Sex-Object.aspx

My new short stories

I have created a new blog with the 66 word short stories that I have written. Enjoy :) http://sixtysixes.blogspot.com/

Deserved Blog post

Hilarity issues....

Caused by something as simple as a deadline.

OK... some explanation is needed.....
See, a lecturer at the institute I attend assigned a very small presentation for each of us to do in groups. Although we only had two days, the group I was in tried hard to finish on time, save one of us who had no contact with the rest of the group. We had to fill in his part too... but we finished in time.

When it was time to present our work, it turned out that we were the only people in class who actually did something. The rest didn't seem bothered about not having done their assignment.

The lecturer gave them another chance (Which in my opinion was wrong. Had they been regretful for not doing the work, I might have considered giving them another chance. But as the circumstances were, I wouldn't have bothered)

We were then allowed to do whatever we pleased until the other groups worked on their presentations in class.

I have to admit, watching cartoons on our computers was a lot more fun, seeing as the others had to work in the meantime.
That might sound mean to some.... but to me..... it was fair punishment (if not too kind for a punishment).

I just hope we at least got the lecturer's respect regarding schoolwork deadlines.

AT LAST...........

No more exams.... no more stress.....

The last few days of summer... and I can enjoy them to the full!!!

Congrats to everyone who finished exams too....

and I encourage you to do one thing...

Read a Short Take for Tall People :P link --> http://astftp.blogspot.com/

World's smallest Website.

Yes... this is the world's smallest website. I couldn't believe the genius behind all this...

If you click on the water, then click flash, you'll get tonnes of brilliant little games. Games that we love! Like the classic PAC MAN or pong... there they are... micro sized and damn addictive! Try them out for yourself! right here!

I just had to share this^^

Hey Hey I wanna be a rockstar....

Well for these of you who don't know... I really, really, really like the band Nickelback. Ever since I heard "How you remind me" back in 2001, I instantly fell in love with their music.

Their latest song has no doubt been a massive hit. So much so, that a lot of other music artists wanted to appear in the music video. (and they did^^). Such artists include Bob Ritchie aka kid rock, Wayne Gretzky, Chuck Liddell,Ted Nugent, Dale Earnhardt, Gene Simmons, Nelly Furtado, Grant Hill, playboy bunnies (meh >_<), and Eliza Dushku and others. Here is the video for those who haven't seen it.

Today I came across a spoof of this song... and I have to admit, it makes as much sense as the original!

Check it out for yourselves, you won't regret it.

Way too awesome.

For those of you who follow South Park, I should think you've seen the latest episode.

No?

Well in that case be prepared to laugh hysterically at the latest internet sensation :P

Seriously, this episode featured so many internet sensations, including
Tron Guy, Afro Ninja, Laughing Baby, Sneezing Panda, Dramatic look Gopher, NumaNuma, Chris Crocker, Chocolate rain, and Star Wars Kid.

But the best part is that they made a video, which I had no idea was actually a REAL video on Youtube. I'm impressed at how funny this episode was.

This is the South Park Version:


And this is the ACTUAL video:



Personally I prefer the South Park version. :P

After viewing those vids, take a look at what the South Park versions looked like^^



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Macbook air

So recently there's been all this hype about the new Macbook Air notebook. I have to agree that I like the model, it being the thinnest notebook and everything.
But I have to admit that the parodies of the ad I found on youtube are hilarious!

This here is the real advertisement:


This is one of the funniest parodies: (There are quite a lot of parodies... go check em out on youtube)


And this is the most interesting one:


With a link so that you too can print your own! I think it's pretty cool. :D
P.s. To print your own... the link was mover to this page right here

Enjoy :P

Elections

Votes being counted, madness going around... when will this all end?
I don't care who wins, but for Christ's sake, lets get all this bullshit over with!
Some of my friends aren't even talking to me cause of these damn elections.

The people are tired of listening to political drone being said on every darn channel.

UGH.

Rant over.. sorry... I'm just really sick of elections. Hope it'll be over soon.

Relief!

I can't believe it's finally over! After weeks of stress and work I've finally managed to finish my computing program. It took till 5am to finish.... but it's done. Let the celebrations begin!